May 2013
82 posts
longlivesherlock:
whorville:
whorville:
Which letter of the alphabet has the most water?
The C
I F*CKING GET IT NOW IT TOOK ME LIKE 20 MINS
tardisity:
The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realist shit ever then you can get right on outta town.
kenzis:
so apparently kevin rudd changed his stance on gay marriage because of ‘a personal journey’ kev got the d
theperksofbeingademon:
heyfunniest:
heyfunniest:
the creator of gif revealed that GIF is pronounced as “JIF”.
that’s really annoying, my last name is Giffin and now I’m questioning the pronunciation of my own last name
So Zac Efron won People’s Choice Awards for ”Favourite Dramatic movie actor”
and all I can think about is
if im not hot in like 5 years im so done with everything
being naturally intelligent but completely unmotivated at the same time is literally the worst and that is the only reason i hate school
are you made of fluorine, iodine, and neon?
coz you’re F I Ne
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
my life changed forever when i found out the word “slang” was actually slang for “shortened language”
jellyfishes:
beluga whales are so fuckin cute they’re always happy and smiling like
helooooo!!
HIIIIIIIIII !!!!
hey friend !
looook they are FRIENDS!!!!!
they are growing old together still smiling i am gonna crY
fetusich:
my life is a constant cycle of waiting until the weekend and then not doing anything when it comes
if you want to kill someone stab them with an icicle because the icicle will melt and then there will be no murder weapon
thanks for the tip
